If you need a job, ignore this!

This is the same text that Billy Wood sent some days ago. Even the "three kids, two dogs and wife" are the same!

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From: EMPLOYMENT OFFER
Date: Oct 24, 2007 8:09 PM
Subject: EMPLOYMENT! EMPLOYMENT!! EMPLOYMENT!!!..
To: "employment_offer@orangemail.es"


SIMON SMITH ART AND CRAFT WORKS.

53 Langhorne Road, Leytonstone, E11 4HL, United Kingdom.



Mobile: 447024068845 or 447031908923

My name is Mr. Simon Smith, I am an Artist and a consultant. I live in UK, with my three kids and two of my dogs and my wife. It is definitely a full house and I have been doing Artworks ever since I was young. That made me heard about 18 years experience in the profession. I have a major in Art in high school and took a few College Art Courses. Most of my works are done in either pencil or airbrush mixed with color pencils, which I have recently added to make my work more presentable to world. I design and create artwork on the computer too. I have been selling my artworks for the past 4 years and have had my work featured on trading cards, prints, dallies, magazines and others. I have sold my artworks in galleries and to private collectors from all over the world. I am always facing serious difficulties when it comes to selling my art works to Americans and British’s and people in some other countries of the world, they are always offering to pay with a US MONEY ORDER or CHEQUE and Other Forms of Negotiable Instruments, which is difficult to be cashed here in UK.

I am looking for a representative in the STATE or UK and other countries of the World who will be working for me as a per time worker and I will be willing to pay the person 15% for every transaction, which wouldn’t affect your present state of work. I mean someone who would help me receive payments from my customers. I need a person who is responsible, reliable and trustworthy. Because the cost of coming to the state and getting payments is very expensive for me and I am working on setting up a branch in some countries soon, so for now I need a representative in some countries who will be handling the payment aspect for me This payments will becoming from my clients and your name and address will be effected on any of the negotiable instruments my clients are paying you with. So all you need to do is to cash the PAYMENTS, deduct the said percentage and send the balance of the money back to us through Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram to any place I will have to instruct you. But the problem I have is Trust and Honesty, but I have my way of getting anyone that gets away with our money, I will contact the FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS (FBI) branch in Washington to get that person tracked down before the next 48hours. These payments from my clients will be sent to you through FEDEX or UPS. If you are interested, please get back to me as soon as possible with the information’s below

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
PHONE NUMBER:
COUNTRY:

CONTACT ME AT simon_smith21221@yahoo.com

Regards,
Mr. Simon Smith.

They always come as a surprise, don't they?

This message is also one that has been sent very frequently. The text remains the same, just the names are changed.

The basic tenure of the message is to give the impression that the lady is an unfortunate Christian who has lost her husband and is also stricken with cancer. Of course, regretting how she has lived, she wishes to to atone by giving her money to a trustworthy person to distribute to charities.

The moral of story is, people who contact the sender, end up sending money and not receiving it.

That's why a so called Barrister is named. Within a very short time you no longer Victoria Moore mentioned in any correspondence.

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From: VICTORIA C MOORE <matatakcja@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Oct 21, 2007 11:38 PM
Subject: CAN I TRUST YOU ?
To:



Compliment Of The Day,

I am sure this mail would be coming to you as a surprise, well I am Victoria.C.Moore, wife of Late Sir Albert Ellen Moore an Irish citizen who died in the aftermath of the political crisis in Lome, Togo Aged 68, I got your information from a business directory at the British Chamber
of Commerce and Industries when I was searching through for a foreigner that will be trusted.I have been sick and bedridden; I am infected with cancer as you may know is a
terminal disease. Presently, my speech capacity has been seriously impaired.

As you read this, I do not want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday because according to medical experts I will not live long since my ailment has defiled all forms of medical treatment; so I have decided to accept my fate while dedicating the rest of my life to the service of God by rendering service to humanity on behalf of my husband whom I will be joining shortly,While alive, my husband and I have not particularly lived our life so well, as we never really cared for anyone (not even ourselves) but business.

Though we were very rich but never generous, always hostile to people and only focused on business as that was the only thing we cared for.But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Wherever my husband is I know he will be happy with my decisions I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends, I have also distributed money to some charity organizations in the Algeria, Sudan, India,Sierra Leone,Cambodia and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself any more.

I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute themoney which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan; theyrefused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them,The last of the funds which no one knows of, is the
cash deposit in one of the banks here. I want to know if you can be of good help to dispatch these funds to CHARITY organizations. I have set aside 20% of the total amount $2,000,000.00 (Two million dollars) for you and your time and patience for carrying out this
duties. This means you will keep $400,000 (Four hundred thousand dollars) for yourself and donate the rest to any charity organization. May God be with you as you have decided to take a bold step to heal the world with me or even in my demise. I am going in for an operation now, and I dont think I will make it. And this hurts.If you can give me this assistance, you can then contact my lawyer who will assist you in getting the funds to you in my absence if I die or not.He would give you more details. His name is Barr. Thomas Frederich and his email address is: ( barthomasfre@aim.com ) He would guide you through
receiving the funds.

Yours sincerely,
Victoria.C.Moore