Jesus, please spare me this sort of drivel!

I had to format this one so that you can read it without any difficulty. Just so you are in the picture. This is a normal "I'm a Christian in Dubai, have cancer and want to give you my money" story.

This must be about the 10th variation this year alone.

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Subject: CALVARY GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF JESUS (24-Okt-2005 14:09)
From: joe_ed2001@msn.com
To: xxx@xxx.xxx

CALVARY GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF JESUS
Dear friend
Greetings to you in the name of our heavenly God.
This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind; but please, consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.

My name is Joe Edward . I'm a 65 years old man. I am an american living in Dubai (United Arab Emirate). I was a merchant and i owned two businesses in Dubai. I was also married, with two children. My wife and my two children
died in a september 11 ,plane bomb blast that happen in america four years ago.

Before this happened my business and my concern for making money was all my interest as living man. I never really cared about other values in life. But
since i loss of my family, I have found a new desire to assist helpless
families. I have been helping orphans in orphanage/ motherless homes. I have
donated some money to orphans in Sudan, South Africa, Cameroon, Brazil,
Spain, Austria,Germany and some Asian countries.

Before I became ill, I kept $15 Million in a long-term deposit account in a finance company . Presently, I'm in a hospital where I have been undergoing
treatment for oesophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my Doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations. Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them. Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me collect the deposit and distribute it
amongst charity homes and poor & needy in your country.

Use your judgement to distribute the money and feel free to reimburse yourself
where you have the money for any cost you incure during the process of collecting and distributing of the money to Hurricane Katrina victims in america or in a charity homes arround you.

God will offer you a reward If you are willing to help; please reply as soon as you can to my alternate email. jjoeedward@compaqnet.fr May the good Lord bless you and your family

Regards,
Joe EDWARD