Koffi Chidodo has "gazzeted" some money

Here's a prime example of a badly written pseudo official message trying to put some pressure on e-mail recipients.

You have probably noticed Koffi has create a new phrase - "gazzeted". Meaning "planned" as far as I can see.

How would you translate it?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: K Chidodo <k_chidodo@yahoo.com>
Date: 07.11.2007 14:13
Subject: Notification For Beneficiary Declearation of Inheritance
To: suessesherz1971@yahoo.de


FROM THE DESK OF:
HON. KOFFI CHIDODO
ACCOUNTANT/MANAGER CENTRAL BANK-BENIN.

PLEASE REPLY TO: k_chidodo@yahoo.com



CENTRAL BANK OF BENIN .

YOUR INHERITANCE FUNDS

THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT OVER DUE INHERITANCE FUNDS HAS BEEN GAZZETED TO BE RELEASED OUT BEFORE END OF THE YEAR 2007, VIA KEY TELEX TRANSFER (KTT )-DIRECT WIRE TRANSFER TO ANY FORIEGNER CONFIRMED PERSON OR ACCOUNTTHROUGH MY DESK BY THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVER DUE FUND TRANSFER CLEARIFICATION.

MEANWHILE,A BUSINESS WOMAN CAME TO MY OFFICE FEW DAYS AGO WITH A LETTER,CLAIMING TO BE THE TRUE REPRESENTATIVE OF THIS FUNDS .HERE ARE HER INFORMATIONS:

NAME JANET NDEMBA LULU
BANK NAME: CITI BANK
BANK ADDRESS:ARIZONA, USA.
ACCOUNT Number: 6503809428.

PLEASE,DO CONFIRM YOUR INTEREST TO THIS OFFICE DEPARTMENT OF MY INCHARGE ,AS A MATTER OF URGENCY IF THIS WOMAN IS FORIGNER THE FUND COULD HAVE BEING RELEASED TO HER AS DIRECTED ,BUT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYING INTO THE WRONG ACCOUNT NAME BASE ON THIS THEY STUPLATED THAT THIS FUNDWILL BE TRANSFERED OR RELEASED TO A FORIGNER WHOM WERE CONFIRMED TO BE THE BENEFICIARY .IF THIS WOMAN IS GOT EVERYTHING RIGHT THE FUND COULD HAVE BEING TRANSFERED TO HER,SO YOU HAVE TO CONFIRM YOUR INTEREST OF DECLEARING THIS FUND AS BENEFICIARY , I WILL SUBMITED YOUR INFORMATION AND DECLEAR YOU AS THE ONWER BENEFICIARY OF THIS FUND REP,YOU ARE REQUESTED TO FILL AND SEND THIS INFORMATIONS FOR VERIFICATIONS PURPOSES SO THAT THIS FUND VALID US$12M US DOLLARS WILL BE DECLEAR TO YOUR ATTENTION NAME AND BENEFICIARY AND REMMITTED INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT INFO.THIS FUND IS AS A RESULT OF INHERTANCE ON YOUR BEHALF.

1. YOUR NAME:................................
2. YOUR FULL ADDRESS:...........................
3. YOUR TELEPHONE .................................
4.FAX.................................................
5.AGE...........
................................
6.SEX:................................................
7.YOUR OCCUPATION.........................
8.YOUR ACCOUNT ..................................


AS SOON AS WE RECIEVE THIS, WE WILL COMMENCE WITH ALL NECESSARY PROCEEDURES IN OTHER TO REMMIT THIS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.THE CENTRAL BANK GOVERNOR, EXECUTIVE, BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVERDUE INHERITTANCE FUND HAVE APPROVED AND ACCREDITED THIS REPUTABLE BANK WITH THE OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE /FOREIGN OPERATIONS,TO HANDLE AND TRANSFER ALL FOREIGN INHERITTANCE FUNDS THIS SECOND QUARTER PAYMENT OF THE YEAR.
HOWEVER,WE SHALL PROCEED TO ISSUE ALL PAYMENTS DETAILS TO THE SAID MRS. NDEMBA LULU,IF WE DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU WITHIN THE NEXT SEVEN WORKING DAYS FROM TODAY. WE ARE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU AND NO NEED OF MUCH DELAY IN TRANSFERING OF THIS FUND OUT .

BEST REGARDS,

HON..KOFFI CHIDODO
CENTRAL BANK OF BENIN REPUBLIC.
GOVERNOR (CBB)